scenty

that stupid gayass candle girl. she's so fucking dumb she's like a stupid cat. stupid little blue bitch go get yourself a wife

my friend is an irl of scenty, so that automatically makes them a stupid blue gayass. they might be autistic too idk

by airy hfjone real April 25, 2023

HFJ Scenty

HFJ Scenty is a yoga instructer who is married to Moldy Hfjone. thank you.

Person 1: Who is the most unstable person on the plane?
Person 2: Probably HFJ Scenty TBH.
Person 1: Yea.
HFJ Scenty: Fuck you guys.

by hfjonefan0159391-59105 September 7, 2022

Scentophile

A rare psychiatric disorder wherein the intentional, premeditated act of inhaling the scent of an individual for purposes of olfactory gratification, induces an unwelcoming, untamable, primordial erection, so intense that blood flow to the hippocampus (memory recall) is temporarily depleted, thus resulting in the onset of incoherent verbal communications and an overall affect of non-accountable bafoonery, stemming from a neuropathic fugue.

In the early 1990's, and during the era of the band Vibe 45, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen began his studies on the impacts of alternative music on human behavior, with a specific focus on the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by Nirvana. Curious patterns emerged from the data as Culvitude plotted the manifestation of exacerbated mannerisms elicited by politicians and statesmen, with their constituents during media events. Culvitude initially formed a narrow perspective, and the commonly known phrase "Boner Cloaking", to explain how, in public gatherings, politicians would smell the hair from the opposite sex, conjure up an erection (boner), then quickly immerse/hide in the crowd (cloaking), so as to not reveal their affliction. Culvitude and his partner, Dr. Kevin Michael Damone from Korkyville, would later present the full extent of their research on years of Boner Cloaking observations and what is now known as "Scentophilia", publishing it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders under code JOeB-1Dn.

{Two friends watching TV} "Dude, why is that senator smelling that little girls hair for like ten minutes straight?" {Friend Replies} Didn't you know that the senator is 'Scentophile'? Its a classic DSM-MD case of JOeB-Dn.!"

by Charitable Disguise May 16, 2020

Scentist

Scentist is a combination of the words (Scent) and (Artist). A song by the concept kings VIXX <3 Best song of the year! High quality EDM song. The MV is inspired by the novel "Perfume: The Story of a Murderer".

Scentist is the song of the year xD you better stan VIXX ;)

by Mellow.vixx May 28, 2018

scunty

A word describing something that is both scummy and cunty: scunty.

Have you met your new neighbours yet?

Unfortunately, those are some scunty people!

by radishford December 18, 2019

feet scent

Women feet after having on socks or shoes on all day

Guy:Girl your feet smell

Girl: That my feet scent

by IGfeet June 5, 2018

Scented Cons

A game on ROBLOX where ages 6 - 60 go to have e-sex. Typically gets banned after about an hour and usually has a Discord server dedicated to uploading these games. Includes avatar modifiers which add male/female genitalia as well as an animation GUI. Short for Scented Condos, and is interchangeable with "Cons Scented", which is a play-on of "Consented". These games usually have a program which disables the chat filter.

Typical conversation in a Scented Cons game:

6-Year-Old: abc if u wanna have Sex
53-Year-Old: abc

mom: what are you doing???
6-Year-Old: playing roblox
mom: get off that game right now
53-year-old: oh yeah harder
mom: what is that person saying????
6-year-old: nothing
mom: *breaks laptop and beats 6-year-old*

by JewJew's Bizarre Gas Chamber May 20, 2020