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seemocracy 

When a decision is to be made in a group and everyone thinks they have an equal say and they go through an elaborate vote but the choice has already been made by Seema.
"What's the vote count on our next dinner place?"

"Doesn't matter, it's a seemocracy anyway."
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Selfocracy 

Selfocracy is a word created by Belgian singer/songwriter and dancer Loïc Nottet. The word represents that looking into mirrors too long will ruin your mental health and cause mental illnesses like anorexia, anxiety and depression. Selfocracy means the realization to stand up and break the mirrors, to become self-aware and finally be your true self.

Selfocracy is the title of Loïc Nottet's debut album released in 2017.

It's the first song on his album.
I hope he'll finally stop looking in the mirror too long for one day. Selfocracy is important.
Selfocracy by Tvds July 14, 2019

Shamocracy

A shamocracy is any political system that pretends to be democratic without being democratic. Examples include apartheid systems, disproportional misrepresentation, and all out autocracies who call themselves "democratic".
Canada's electoral system is a shamocracy because their voting system is so disproportional that majority of Canadian votes count for nothing, and they typically get a fake-majority government that only a minority of voters support.
Shamocracy by Leif-a-roni October 12, 2016

smegmocracy 

The governing of society by those with the most dick cheese.
With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.
smegmocracy by scodder March 23, 2010

Sheepocracy 

A form of government that is nominally democratic where voters are so easily influenced by TV and social media that its really an oligarchy where who's in charge changes every few years.
The US has turned into such a sheepocracy.

Shamocracy

It is commonplace in North Africa and the Middle East to establish irremovable autocracies through the medium of shamocracy.
dictatorship autocratic autocracies sham democracy
Shamocracy by mr g money February 27, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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