seelhammer
Fucking Badass mother fuckers, who hands down have the biggest dicks in all the god damn world, their dick's are like steel hammers
seelhammer by zdawg20 July 1, 2014
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swejhammer
Noun: Similar to an "Imperial Smackdown" or "mjolnir-slam", the swejhammer is a forceful and definitive heel-stomp on rabid ignorance or blatant stupidity, usually referring to logical debate. Wielders of the swejhammer are usually too cool to boast about their accomplishments, but may toss in a wry smile to accentuate a snarky remark, usually followed by a beer.
Dang, Rachel let loose the swejhammer on old Freddie Phelps!! She sure sent him scurrying back to his fundie cave!
swejhammer by Swej July 9, 2010
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seelhammer • Steelhammer • shelhamer • Swejhammer • seilhamer • shellhammer • Shellhammered • Heel Hammer • Sex Hammer • skeet hammer
Shellhammered
To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.
Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?
No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
Shellhammered by Jubal E. Harshaw October 9, 2008
shellhammer
to devise a sneaky plan in taste to leave somewhere. you feel like ripping your fingers off and frying them. or baking them...just because you're there. and the people around you are total hicks.
to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.
to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.
"courtney, let's shellhammer this kevin kid. he is wayyyyy too much of a hick."
"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."
"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."
shellhammer by vickyanne88 March 11, 2009
Steelhammer
A badass last name for only the most elite of people. Steelhammers do not wear coats, show emotions, get cold, get sick, or take vacations.
Steelhammer by scurvadelic May 18, 2010
Swejhammer
n.
1. The end result of a particularly curt act perpetrated by an individual of the Jewish persuasion.
2. Power to annoy wielded by a Semitic personage.
Derived from combining "Swej," (or "Jews" backwards) and "Sledgehammer."
1. The end result of a particularly curt act perpetrated by an individual of the Jewish persuasion.
2. Power to annoy wielded by a Semitic personage.
Derived from combining "Swej," (or "Jews" backwards) and "Sledgehammer."
Swejhammer by LittleKitnerboy August 30, 2006
shelhamer
shelhamer by o o o rileee oto parts November 5, 2020
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