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seelhammer

Fucking Badass mother fuckers, who hands down have the biggest dicks in all the god damn world, their dick's are like steel hammers
by zdawg20 July 1, 2014
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swejhammer

Noun: Similar to an "Imperial Smackdown" or "mjolnir-slam", the swejhammer is a forceful and definitive heel-stomp on rabid ignorance or blatant stupidity, usually referring to logical debate. Wielders of the swejhammer are usually too cool to boast about their accomplishments, but may toss in a wry smile to accentuate a snarky remark, usually followed by a beer.
Dang, Rachel let loose the swejhammer on old Freddie Phelps!! She sure sent him scurrying back to his fundie cave!
by Swej July 9, 2010
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Shellhammered

To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.
Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?

No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
by Jubal E. Harshaw October 9, 2008
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shellhammer

to devise a sneaky plan in taste to leave somewhere. you feel like ripping your fingers off and frying them. or baking them...just because you're there. and the people around you are total hicks.

to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.
"courtney, let's shellhammer this kevin kid. he is wayyyyy too much of a hick."

"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."
by vickyanne88 March 11, 2009
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Steelhammer

A badass last name for only the most elite of people. Steelhammers do not wear coats, show emotions, get cold, get sick, or take vacations.
As of the 2000 US Census, there are exactly 123 Steelhammers living in the country.
by scurvadelic May 18, 2010
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Swejhammer

n.

1. The end result of a particularly curt act perpetrated by an individual of the Jewish persuasion.

2. Power to annoy wielded by a Semitic personage.

Derived from combining "Swej," (or "Jews" backwards) and "Sledgehammer."
Johnny's kindness proved unfruitful, as he was nonetheless clobbered by the impending swejhammer.
by LittleKitnerboy August 30, 2006
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shelhamer

they have an amazing humour and is HOT af u should love him
is his last name shelhamer so hot
by o o o rileee oto parts November 5, 2020
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