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shelhamer 

he is suuuper hot af u should love him forever
is his last name shelhamer?

shelmerdine

a good 'rogering'
when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'
shelmerdine by bombasquat September 22, 2010

Shellhammered

To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.
Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?

No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.
Shellhammered by Jubal E. Harshaw October 9, 2008

shellhammer 

to devise a sneaky plan in taste to leave somewhere. you feel like ripping your fingers off and frying them. or baking them...just because you're there. and the people around you are total hicks.

to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.
"courtney, let's shellhammer this kevin kid. he is wayyyyy too much of a hick."

"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."
shellhammer by vickyanne88 March 11, 2009

shellateral damage 

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.
"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."
shellateral damage by Spoke June 29, 2009

shashamered 

heather got shashamered at the party and couldnt even stand up
shashamered by DJ1990 October 12, 2012