shelhamer

they have an amazing humour and is HOT af u should love him

is his last name shelhamer so hot

by o o o rileee oto parts November 5, 2020

shelhamer

he is suuuper hot af u should love him forever

is his last name shelhamer?

by o o o rileee oto parts November 5, 2020

shelmerdine

a good 'rogering'

when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'

by bombasquat September 22, 2010

Shellhammered

To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.

Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?

No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.

by Jubal E. Harshaw October 9, 2008

shellhammer

to devise a sneaky plan in taste to leave somewhere. you feel like ripping your fingers off and frying them. or baking them...just because you're there. and the people around you are total hicks.

to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.

"courtney, let's shellhammer this kevin kid. he is wayyyyy too much of a hick."

"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."

by vickyanne88 March 11, 2009

shellateral damage

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.

"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."

by Spoke June 29, 2009

shashamered

the act of getting way too drunk

heather got shashamered at the party and couldnt even stand up

by DJ1990 October 12, 2012