Steelhammer 

A badass last name for only the most elite of people. Steelhammers do not wear coats, show emotions, get cold, get sick, or take vacations.

As of the 2000 US Census, there are exactly 123 Steelhammers living in the country.

Steelhammer by scurvadelic May 18, 2010

Shellhammered

To get a crushing assignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. Generally the assignment is also fairly pointless.

Dude, is Evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?

No, right before he left work he got shellhammered.

Shellhammered by Jubal E. Harshaw October 9, 2008

shellhammer 

to devise a sneaky plan in taste to leave somewhere. you feel like ripping your fingers off and frying them. or baking them...just because you're there. and the people around you are total hicks.

to be ditched because you are way too weird and/or high.

"courtney, let's shellhammer this kevin kid. he is wayyyyy too much of a hick."

"oh wow, do you guys realize we were just shellhammered? i guess we're way too weird and high for them. usually we do the shellhammering."

shellhammer by vickyanne88 March 11, 2009

seelhammer

Fucking Badass mother fuckers, who hands down have the biggest dicks in all the god damn world, their dick's are like steel hammers

God Damn, that's big Seelhammer dick

seelhammer by zdawg20 July 1, 2014