seilhamer 

Typically a Seilhamer is a fat Jewish teenager, who's activities consist of playing runescape all day, and wasting oxygen.

"What a Seilhamer."

seilhamer by dsmithhoss July 2, 2016

shelhamer 

they have an amazing humour and is HOT af u should love him

is his last name shelhamer so hot

shelhamer by o o o rileee oto parts November 5, 2020

shelhamer 

he is suuuper hot af u should love him forever

is his last name shelhamer?

shelhamer by o o o rileee oto parts November 5, 2020

seelhammer

Fucking Badass mother fuckers, who hands down have the biggest dicks in all the god damn world, their dick's are like steel hammers

God Damn, that's big Seelhammer dick

seelhammer by zdawg20 July 1, 2014

SmileAmericaPTT

a member of the CEC fandom “Andre” who created Dolphin Puppet & many other projects, and his name has been used in a handful of 80’s CEC commercials

smileamericaptt just goofed up

SmileAmericaPTT by iwasamistake December 1, 2019