seeless

objects to see less of

don’t close the blinds peter, i don’t wanna seeless

by pedro3-26 June 16, 2022

sexless innkeeper

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"

by Lefou October 13, 2009

sexless marriage

1. A marriage that has no sex or infrequent sex between partners.

Brutus was nailing his secretary on the side since he has a sexless marriage at home.

by horde52 March 6, 2010

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.

"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 September 8, 2015

Seedless Date

it's when you have a date with girl and you don't get laid ( can't plant your seed inside of here ) or you get laid and wore a condom which results in a seedless date

Cody Ko: last night i had a date with a girl but it was a seedless date

by Rgabor September 13, 2017

seedless grape gang

men who have had a vasectomy, and are now "shooting blanks"... "no baby batter"

"no worries honey, you won't get pregnant... im a member of the seedless grape gang"

by ZOM BIE July 13, 2009

seedless grape

A complete moron.

That seedless grape really pisses me off.

by SpiffyBiffy June 16, 2004