seeber

A big boy who is also known as a leafer and a corndog.

The seeber complained because his grandparents died, his half brother got a hooker pregnant, and his cousin got run over by a bus.

by Jimmy john Surgery July 10, 2010

sow seeker

A guy who notoriously ends up with the ugliest girl at the party.

"Pete's a great guy but his sow seeking will keep bringing the ugly girls to our parties"

by john wiskeyjack August 16, 2003

status seeker

A person who is always looking to improve their social standing beyond what is reasonable or fitting by acquiring more desirable possessions, taking extravagant vacations, joining exclusive organizations and cultivating new and advantageous social connections in order to impress others.

His vacationing on the Costa del Sol shows what a status seeker he has become.

Being superficial status seekers, they are thinking of buying a new McMansion, even though they don't plan on having a family and already own a house that suits their needs in all respects.

by lifeonearth December 18, 2012

Assylum seeker

One who comes to a more sexually liberated country for the lifestyle.

Akhmed was excited to become an assylum seeker in Sweden!

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

Seefer

Gross shit caused by caffeinated drinks.

My roommate just got back from Dunkin and went straight to the bathroom. He’s probably dropping a seefer right now.

by Ballofcost November 30, 2018

Seibert

A person with either a large nose, a bowl cut, or the ability to play the clarinet. Descendant of both the squidward and the shanth

Max looked towards the boy, and said

"God, that kid is SUCH a Seibert!"

by sluurp October 25, 2009

german seeker

One who frequents bars and is always on the lookout for women wielding dildos. He is both courageous and enjoys regular sex with prostitutes.

Hide your dildos girls! That there is a german seeker.

by glory maiden December 9, 2009