Seibert 

A person with either a large nose, a bowl cut, or the ability to play the clarinet. Descendant of both the squidward and the shanth

Max looked towards the boy, and said

"God, that kid is SUCH a Seibert!"

Seibert by sluurp October 25, 2009

Seibert 

A person with negative qualities. Such as: Spoiled, Careless, Inorant, Rude.

"You should really control your child, she's starting to act like a Seibert!"

Seibert by Bonquisha Charisse August 22, 2011

Seibert 

Same as the Altoid Seibert, but without the Altoids.

The Altoid Seibert's cool tingle was a wonderful sensation. The Seibert was also nice but lacked the added coolness that makes the Altoid Seibert so special.

Seibert by BiggieUSC August 12, 2006

The seibert 

The act of ejaculating in ones hand to throw it at some one

Gave my girl the seibert last night after sex

The seibert by I’ll Ian May 24, 2019

Altoid Seibert

same as the Seibert, only the female performs the act with one or more Altoids in her mouth

The Seibert was awesome, but the cool tingle provided by the Altoid Seibert added a whole new dimension.

Altoid Seibert by Solo February 15, 2004

Dirty Seibert 

this specie will gape you with a 43 inch plane propellor till you beg for mercy of the nazis.

Hey, wanna get dirty seiberted?

good people, bad times

Dirty Seibert by anonymous April 22, 2022

Draven Seibert 

Draven Seibert is a perfect and is the only person who doesn't see how perfect they are. When Draven Seibert smiles or laughs it makes you want to smile. If you ever encounter Draven Seibert, make sure to never let them go because that is the most perfect person you'll ever meet. Draven Seibert may not know how to express their feelings most of the time but if they really love you they will give you their best , no matter what they will treat you like you mean the world to them. And if you're ever lucky enough to get Draven Seibert to love you, you won’t regret giving them a chance. They have a great sense of humor and on facetime it’ll be hard to do anything but stare at them. When I tell you Draven Seibert is the most attractive person you'll ever lay your eyes on, I am dead serious. When you look at them and just see those amazing blue eyes and cute messy hair covering half their face, then they smile at you..oh my gosh you'll fall in love so fast. Draven Seibert is the type of person to make you want to try. They make you feel like there's a reason to keep pushing and try love again. They’re the type of person you’d want to wake up every morning to and spend all your days with. The type of person you want to give everything to, even if it hurts you because this person means more the words could even remotely explain. This remarkably perfect they'll be in your mind of every second of every day. That is who Draven Seibert is.

"Draven Seibert is sooo handsome."
"I wish Draven Seibert was mine."
"There's no one like Draven Seibert."

Draven Seibert by DravenSeibertsWife_Mrs.Seibert November 14, 2022