Secret Message

while you are getting some dome you spin around so that your dick is tucked between your legs and pointing directly behind you. then get down on all fours(hands and knees) then continue to copp dome. Then just as your about to blow your load the giver turns his or her head so that thier ear as at the tip of your penis and then let 'em get the secret message!

"come over here, i got a secret message for you"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"

Secret Message by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009

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British secret message

During World War II British spies would sometimes use semen to write secret messages on paper, as it was invisible except with a black light, which were not common back then. The term now applies to cumming on a girl and writing a secret message with it on her using your dick.

Man, I can't wait to take this girl home and give her a British secret message.

British secret message by goldencalculatortodivide February 6, 2013

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oof secret message

lol congrats you found this "sEcReT" messge. btw a piece of advice go and stan bts I swear you wouldn't regret it. and if you decide to stan go watch some MV's!

I would recommend as a new ARMY -

• DNA
• Blood sweat & tears
• Not Today
• Dope
• Run
• Save me
• We are bulletproof pt 2
• War of hormone
• Mic Drop
• I Need U
• Butterfly

• Danger
• Boy in luv
• Just one day
• N.O
• Coffe
• No more dream

and if you like them be sure to check out the reat of their albums ;)

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oof secret message by saltyjimin June 4, 2018

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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