second law 

a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.

"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."

second law by 256msg March 26, 2009

Second Law Of Thermodynamics

Basically, it states that it is impossible for entropy to decrease in a closed system.

"So you say the second law of thermodynamics disproves organic evolution, do you? Do you even know what the FIRST law is?"

Second Law Of Thermodynamics by Bunny January 7, 2004

Second law of homodynamics 

The second law of Homodynamics states that the entropy of the gayness in a closed system shall increase over time, and that the odds of someone being gay shall become more likely over time due to the easibility of being gay.

The level of homosexuality increases every time someone says no homo and further research must be done in order to understand how we can limit this pollution. currently due to the first law of homodynamics the big gay cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred meaning that current measures of using gay people to store the homo (through the use of sacrificing themselves to limit pollution through the term "full homo") is ineffective after the person has died as the homo is just released back into the atmosphere further threatening humanities survival. Further research must be completed on homodynamics and how to mitigate the increasing levels of pollution or humanity will perish in the face of the great filter.

You: "I'm terrified is humanity really going to end?"
Friend: "well according to the second law of homodynamics..."
You: "really? oh fuck me..."
Friend: "don't mind if I do"
You: "uhh no homo?"
Friend: "Full homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

Second law of homodynamics by Souly_uwu June 10, 2018

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike 

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.

Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike by Docanon February 11, 2021

Godwin's Second Law

"Anyone who uses 'woke' as a pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead."

The law was coined in a 2022 tweet by Mike Godwin.

Person 1: Did they seriously have to make the main character gay? This is forced diversity. I'm tired of all the rampant wokeness in modern media.
Person 2: Godwin's Second Law. You lose.

Godwin's Second Law by PersonWhoExists50306 November 27, 2022

Newton's Second Law of Motion 

The law of force and acceleration states that an object depends upon the net force acting upon the object and the mass of the object. Also know in simpler words as an object's acceleration depends on the net force acting upon the object and its mass. This was done by thereal lola

Dude: Why is my car zooming?
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA

Newton's Second Law of Motion by Thereallola November 14, 2018

Newton's second law 

In physics, Newton's second law of motion is a relationship between the acceleration of an object and the forces that act on it. The law states that the sum of the forces applied to an object in an inertial frame of reference is the product of its acceleration by its mass.

Her: "Come over"
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*

Newton's second law by girl in image April 18, 2021