sebatard

noun/pronoun; the meaning of sebatard is still unknown, even after years of extensive researching.

"Why'd you just climb that tree, you friggin' sebatard?!?"
"Because I felt like it! Geez!"


"Who's that sebatard?"
"Oh. I think her name is Heather..."

by mercy-do October 1, 2008

seatard

Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.

Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.

"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.

by KieranK August 5, 2007

sebastard

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

Seatard

A person living in Seattle who behaves and thinks that the world is just like Seattle, therefore their behavior is normal/acceptable.

The person who thought that renting any random person's car is a good idea is a real Seatard.

by CocoSantango May 7, 2012

Sexatarded

a person which is very sexy but then again has a very dirty mind, he/she tends to be foolish at times and very childish, he/she who is at the age of 15 acts like a 5 year old which is in a sexily cute way

"Matt is so sexatarded!"

by mattissexatarded September 3, 2009

seatard

Derogatory term for a native or longtime resident of Seattle, Washington.

"You would think these seatard idiots would know how to drive in the rain properly seeing as how it rains here nine months out of the year!"

by Jim Beam Daniels October 9, 2008

sebastard

someone who is being mean, rude, bastard, etc

"god jen you are being a real sebastard, why did you eat all of my tootsie rolls?"

by jrap March 15, 2008