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Saulo Minute 

When your friend says he will be back in a minute and then he never comes back.
Friend 1: "Where the fuck is Saulo? He said he would be back in a minute!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, a SAULO minute"
Friend 1: "Oh yea"
Saulo Minute by Oropez October 28, 2021

Jay Sekulow 

Right-wing Christian lawyer who heads Pat Robertson's American Center for Law and Justice (ACLJ) who is really a Jew, who is really a Christian, who is really a Jew, who is really a Christian. He first got into politics through Jews for Jesus which lead him into the world of the Religious Right. He is frequently seen on "The 700 Club" as well as Fox News and his own radio show haranguing the "anti-Christian" Supreme Court. He is also a huge opponent of the war on Christmas.

According to an article from the "Legal Times" published in Nov. 2005, Sekulow is one of the wealthiest Jesus advocates involved primarily in non-profit work. In other words, he is just another power-hungry nut bent on using Jesus' name and message to make profit.
Jay Sekulow is on Fox News again talking about how the biggest issue in the next election will be whether or not Christians will be allowed to pray in public transport. I wonder how much he gets paid to be a mouthpiece for the right-wing.
Jay Sekulow by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009
A fat booty nigga that gets mega faded,
Damn here comes that fella Sebulon”
Saulo is the utmost combination between a prince charming and a Latin lover. His mastery in the arts of seduction makes him as hot as the atmosphere of Venus, and staring into his eyes is the closest you can get to nirvana. Saulo's have been historically persecuted by justice for stealing thousands of hearts from women and men around the world. Also, the Mayans linked the extinction of Saulo's with the apocalypse.
Girl 1: Oh my God! Saulo has just taken off his shirt! My eyes are melting, he's so freaking hot!
Man in TV: An unexpected increase in global temperature is causing several wildfires around the planet
Saulo by Sawcoolzz<3 January 25, 2018

seaflower 

seaflower is a fucking!!! bastard... cheating BICH. she left m n my family.. i thot we had somthin .. BUT I WAS WRONG. that litel pussy .
"ey do u kno that cat ovr ther..."

"ya thats my ex wif seaflower.'
"that bich."
seaflower by birdman.the.man November 21, 2021

selulotape

the word that Mac computers want to correct 'sellotape' to, despite the fact that 'selulotape' doesn't actually appear in the Mac dictionary.

It would seem a programmer added the word 'lul' in there, literally, for the luls.
mac programmer: i did it for the selulotapes
selulotape by winabagel August 7, 2010