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Saulo Minute 

When your friend says he will be back in a minute and then he never comes back.
Friend 1: "Where the fuck is Saulo? He said he would be back in a minute!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, a SAULO minute"
Friend 1: "Oh yea"
Saulo Minute by Oropez October 28, 2021

Jay Sekulow 

Right-wing Christian lawyer who heads Pat Robertson's American Center for Law and Justice (ACLJ) who is really a Jew, who is really a Christian, who is really a Jew, who is really a Christian. He first got into politics through Jews for Jesus which lead him into the world of the Religious Right. He is frequently seen on "The 700 Club" as well as Fox News and his own radio show haranguing the "anti-Christian" Supreme Court. He is also a huge opponent of the war on Christmas.

According to an article from the "Legal Times" published in Nov. 2005, Sekulow is one of the wealthiest Jesus advocates involved primarily in non-profit work. In other words, he is just another power-hungry nut bent on using Jesus' name and message to make profit.
Jay Sekulow is on Fox News again talking about how the biggest issue in the next election will be whether or not Christians will be allowed to pray in public transport. I wonder how much he gets paid to be a mouthpiece for the right-wing.
Jay Sekulow by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009
A fat booty nigga that gets mega faded,
“Damn here comes that fella Sebulon”
Saulo is the utmost combination between a prince charming and a Latin lover. His mastery in the arts of seduction makes him as hot as the atmosphere of Venus, and staring into his eyes is the closest you can get to nirvana. Saulo's have been historically persecuted by justice for stealing thousands of hearts from women and men around the world. Also, the Mayans linked the extinction of Saulo's with the apocalypse.
Girl 1: Oh my God! Saulo has just taken off his shirt! My eyes are melting, he's so freaking hot!
Man in TV: An unexpected increase in global temperature is causing several wildfires around the planet
Saulo by Sawcoolzz<3 January 25, 2018

seaflower 

seaflower is a fucking!!! bastard... cheating BICH. she left m n my family.. i thot we had somthin .. BUT I WAS WRONG. that litel pussy .
"ey do u kno that cat ovr ther..."

"ya thats my ex wif seaflower.'
"that bich."
seaflower by birdman.the.man November 21, 2021

selulotape

the word that Mac computers want to correct 'sellotape' to, despite the fact that 'selulotape' doesn't actually appear in the Mac dictionary.

It would seem a programmer added the word 'lul' in there, literally, for the luls.
mac programmer: i did it for the selulotapes
selulotape by winabagel August 7, 2010
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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