seapal

A Seapal is a smart person even though they are small and tiny they can still be fun unless you don’t know them then they are the most introverted people you will ever meet they also have the most bitchy resting bitch face

Guy 1: yo you see that short girl
Guy 2: of yea that Bethany she looks mean

Guy 1: A Seapal is defined as a nice person if you know them but an animal if you don’t

by CampbellHUG0 October 4, 2021

Seasalt

The best porn you will see if you are a furry

Mom i be there I a sec I'm watching seasalt .

by Seasalt December 23, 2016

Shapalah

A legendary video discovered by Pyrocynical. Apparently also a Russian word for when you slap someone.

Guy 1: Shapalah
Guy 2: I concur

by ISwearImNotATroll April 5, 2021

seagal

Originates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal.

I'm going to seriously seagal that guy.

by Dan October 15, 2004

Steven Seagal

A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.

I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished.

I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.

I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".

by Mandy Broad September 22, 2007

snapalope

Mythical creature composed of multiple Slim Jim pieces. Most commonly hunted during snapalope season at gas stations and convenience stores.

Dude, I can't wait to go hunt some snapalopes at 7-Eleven!

by jackalopers September 12, 2006

Full Seagal

1. to grow one's hair out and tie it into an oily pony tail.
2. to use a pool ball as a weapon in a bar fight.

1. "Did you see Spencer's hair? He really went Full Seagal"
2. "Wow, did you see what Candace did at that bar fight? She went Full Seagal on those guys!"

by LaunchPadMcQuack69 February 18, 2015