seagal

Originates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal.

I'm going to seriously seagal that guy.

by Dan October 15, 2004

Seagal

To jab someone in the throat with an upward palm, fingers together similar to the way Steven Seagal hits people. This is accented by saying "Seagal" as you do it.

I was walking through the bar "Seagaling" random strangers.

I snuck up on Dino and jabbed him in the throat, yelling "Seagal" as I did it.

That fucker Seagal'd me for no reason when I was leaving the Sox game.

by VincenzoL April 2, 2013

seagal

A person who is extremely lucky and don't even understand he's luck and don't deserve it

"omg i killed 6 men with usp by headshots, lol how fun!"

by m3m0r January 10, 2004

Seagal-do

-noun

1. A philosophy that teaches the many ways of Steven Seagal.

2. A cock puncher.

3. A bad actor.

Q. What is the secret of Seagal-do?

A. The secret is not to act, but to be.

by B. Patterson August 30, 2009

Seagal Staredown

The act of attempting to instill fear into someones mind by sharply turning your head only and staring into their eyes with a sharp look, only to fail due to not being threatening or deadly in anyway. Usually attempted by fat, overweight people, or by a man by the name of Johnathan Diaz.

Reference to Steven Seagals film cover of "Today You Die"

"I bumped into someone earlier and he tried to give me the Seagal Staredown. Was I supposed to feel threatened?"

by crimsonchin27 April 17, 2011

Steven Seagal

A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.

I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished.

I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.

I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".

by Mandy Broad September 22, 2007

Full Seagal

1. to grow one's hair out and tie it into an oily pony tail.
2. to use a pool ball as a weapon in a bar fight.

1. "Did you see Spencer's hair? He really went Full Seagal"
2. "Wow, did you see what Candace did at that bar fight? She went Full Seagal on those guys!"

by LaunchPadMcQuack69 February 18, 2015