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A fucking simp that no one can stand. Once you catch this simp, you basically relinquish your rights to privacy, freedom and happiness. He will suck on your life force like a leach and leave you wanting to jump off a bridge. If you catch a seandell, throw him back. There's way better fish out there.
Ugh seandell won't leave me the fuck ALONE. He followed me home last night.
seandell by razaliente June 22, 2020
Words you can keep

Shandelle 

A beautiful girl who's shy around guys but when you get to know her, she's amazingly talented and smart too, though she may not know it, guys worship the ground she walks upon. Everyone looks up to her because she's a work of art, one in a million.
Shandelle is sucha beauty ent?
Shandelle by Daniellelel August 23, 2011

Shandell 

A fucking sweet ass person, ussually very good in bed

Loves kittens!
N: Who did you hang out with last night?

B: A kick ass gal

N: Must have been a Shandell!
Shandell by Serendipity07 June 2, 2009

Scandella Effect

A widespread misconception about a sport fact or stat. It is continuously reinforced throughout time thus keeping its false belief in existence. Derives from the popular term “Mandela Effect” and is coined after long time NHL defenceman Marco Scandella
Bro how crazy is it that the US beat the soviets to win gold in lake placid?
Actually bro that was only the semi final game. They had to win one more to secure the gold
Ah damn my bad bro, total Scandella effect
Scandella Effect by Francis69 October 13, 2023

shandells striper name

A dumb fuck theat sits on dicks
Shandells striper name is lechuga
The weirdest, loudest, most inappropriate person you'll ever meet, but the best of fren anyone could ever ask for!
Person: Who's your best fren?
Me: Seaniell!
Person: Isn't she the one that...
Me: Yeah😂
seaniell by SoDunWithYou January 3, 2017

Seanella 

A name combo of Sean and ella. When the two have become one a d share the same goals in life and the same things in life. They are childless and selfish and only care for each other.
Cant believe seanella .. they both left their families..
Seanella by Britttz August 29, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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