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seamen demon 

A female (or possibly male) who is so ho'ish, that basically will gargle your seamen (makeing the demon noise)
So I blew my wad, and that Seamen Demon caught it like the Toronto Blue Jays, RAwR!
seamen demon by Groda Lotsapot September 12, 2008

semon demon 

one who is a cum-guzzling whore, or just likes the taste of semon,
matt: yeah man, she said she wanted to suck my dick and swallow my cum..

todd: hah. whatta semon demon.
semon demon by FuckerTucker February 8, 2010

cum guzzling semon demon 

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.
Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon

Semon demon 

A bitch that only stays hydrated of the semon of men/ a cum guzzling whore
Mom: what did you dress up as Halloween at that costume party last night dear?

Daughter: jadens semon demon
Semon demon by Gayguzzlinghoe307 September 19, 2021

Demon Season 

A season dedicated to pure toxic and horny behavior, During Demon Season Niggas who follow @hoodville or any other meme/toxic account becomes a completely different person, they become the living embodiment of future, This stage usually lasts 1-2 seasons and its triggered from emotional trauma.
Paul: you hear about jamal? that nigga broke 5 girls hearts and had sex tape with ole shordy down the road while drinking henny and playing 2k on her sons ps4

Gerald: yea i heard about it, nigga is in his demon season phase right now
Demon Season by toxic tetsu September 6, 2020

Demon Season 

The time to come in hot, horny and toxic. People elect someone and switch into hunting mode.
Take the chance in demon season to fuck and break some hearts!
Demon Season by witnessed June 6, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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