Seamon

The worst last name to have in your high school career.

Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "Put your Seamon inside her"
Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "give her your Seamon, put it on her face"
Girl walks away

by Seamonator June 17, 2015

Rylee seamon

A dumb bitch

Rylee seamon? She’s a dumb bitch!

by Bb212121 June 26, 2019

seamon demon

A dude who has a huge cock and releases so much sperm when a girl walks by that his pants get soaked.

"Yo, what's up seamon demon"
Zach says to Adam as Megan Fox walks by

by anonymous10293 February 13, 2014

ryker seamons

typically a dude who likes to work out and has the physique of a greek god.

ryker seamons is the sickest sickkunt

by sickkunt nation November 22, 2021

Seamon

Seamon, the white stuff that come out of a human male penis.

Anthony was shy to have sex with Jessica but when he did he had seamon everywhere.

by Jessica672 June 4, 2022