seamoney
seamoney is an absolute rizzler. He is so jit and so crip ong frfr. His dick is the size of jupiter's fucking orbit and his rizz is unmatched. He is a daddy.
seamoney by daddyseren June 1, 2024
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Seamonkey
Seamonkey by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007
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seamonkeys
Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.
seamonkeys by phrek December 28, 2005
rabid seamonkey
When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.
rabid seamonkey by Ontario April 5, 2008
SeaMonkey Dealer
A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.
SeaMonkey Dealer by Twaggleton August 17, 2010
Seamonkey
An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.
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