Seamonk

A really really cool person commonly known for everything to be known for.

"lol, nice seamonk"
"Seamonk is so cool"

by goat mcgoats April 17, 2007

Seadonkey Exchange

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

seadonkey

a girl so ugly and hideous that normal words cannot describe her so you must resort to referring to her in the terms of manatee or some water elephant type creatures

i saw john last night heading home from the club with that seadonkey. man he must have been wasted!

by spc diggins October 30, 2007

Seadonkey

A extremely large and fat woman who fronts like she is hot and sexy. Related closely to the "beached whale."

If you go to the fill in station to drink you have to be careful because the seadonkeys are out in full force.

by Kendizzle June 23, 2005

seamonster

A single turd so long that, when sitting in the bottom of the toilet, it appears as a mythical sea serpeant sticking its head out of the water.

"I was so constipated the last few days, I finally birthed this huge seamonster."

by ColonGrl September 10, 2009

seadonkadonk

A Fat obnoxious Sweat Hog, with a Fat booty. Seadonk,Bum,butterface,Fat Skunk,Seadonkey

Damn, yo she got a Seadonkadonk.

by Nwood July 4, 2007

Seamonster

A ridicuously massive shlong. Must be at least 7 inches flacid

Did you hear about that kid on the hockey team?
Yeah, i heard his seamonster was 10 inches flacid

by Mushroom Mike April 24, 2011