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Someone who wants people to do what they want, only what they want, when they want
Seago by Odyssey24 November 29, 2021
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Ben Seago 

The actor who plays Fat Bastard in the film Austin Powers: Goldmember (2000). In the auditions he was the only actor who was fat enough and was a bastard so automatically got the part. He was not given a script for the film and was just told to be himself.
Ben Seago is extremely fat.
Ben Seago by gorilla_guerilla May 22, 2009

seafood snacker 

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.
That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!
seafood snacker by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

justin seagull 

justin seagull by STEPHYECLISPE December 2, 2017
A free asbestos poisoning Center in Har Barbour. Also known famoosely for several orgie scandals.
I am so broke that I ate the fruit flies in seafox for weekend dinners
Seafox by lelelololalelulolila March 18, 2020
The holy combination of Seaweed and Algae. According to the ancient Mesopotamian scripts, it has been said that consuming Seagae will allow you to gain increase strength, vision and your own lifespan. But be warned, no one is certain of the possible side effects of consuming Seagae.
I just ate some Seagae, and now I can lift a Bus! Wait a minute…am I growing a tail?!
Seagae by YabaGabaGoo January 17, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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