The holy combination of Seaweed and Algae. According to the ancient Mesopotamian scripts, it has been said that consuming Seagae will allow you to gain increase strength, vision and your own lifespan. But be warned, no one is certain of the possible side effects of consuming Seagae.
by YabaGabaGoo January 17, 2022
Get the Seagae mug.A super hot baseball player for the dodgers. He has super nice hair and a really cute smile. And don't get me started on his bod!!! Let me just say Amen!!!
by Animal... July 30, 2017
Get the Corey Seager mug.Originates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal.
by Dan October 15, 2004
Get the seagal mug.A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.
I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished.
I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.
I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".
I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.
I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".
by Mandy Broad September 22, 2007
Get the Steven Seagal mug.sea based regret. this word was first born in 1886 when i lost a monkey in a tragic bin related incident when i was a young lad upon a pirates ship, working as a temp.
by marcus clarke May 28, 2004
Get the seagret mug.1. to grow one's hair out and tie it into an oily pony tail.
2. to use a pool ball as a weapon in a bar fight.
2. to use a pool ball as a weapon in a bar fight.
1. "Did you see Spencer's hair? He really went Full Seagal"
2. "Wow, did you see what Candace did at that bar fight? She went Full Seagal on those guys!"
2. "Wow, did you see what Candace did at that bar fight? She went Full Seagal on those guys!"
by LaunchPadMcQuack69 February 18, 2015
Get the Full Seagal mug.A modified vegan who also eats seafood. Distinguished from a pescetarian in that they do not eat eggs or dairy.
Yo...do we have any vegans coming to the BBQ?
No...I think they are all seagans now so as long as you aren't using butter on the shrimp kabobs we are cool.
No...I think they are all seagans now so as long as you aren't using butter on the shrimp kabobs we are cool.
by Mike.... December 26, 2007
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