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Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”
I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.
Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015
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someone who is down for anything. they’re adventurous & spontaneous, and will always be the first to take on any dare
Bryan: “What are the odds you’d send it down the sledding hill on skies while naked?”
Nick: “1 in 1 bro, I’ll just do it.”
Owen: “Damn what a sender”
sender by ur b1tch October 24, 2019
1. Noun: An online homework answer website that has saved many, many lives and future careers.
2. Verb: The act of copying down entire homework assignments off of www.slader.com
1. You can simply forward my high school diploma to www.slader.com cause that is the only reason I graduated.

2. There is so much fucktion going on in tonights calculus homework, and I need to eat, watch a season of the league, work one out, and then get drunk...so it looks like I will slader the assignment on the way to school in the morning.
Slader by bangbangnibba January 5, 2017

sedermasochism 

The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).
Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.

Shaderize 

A common practice in Law Enforcement where an Officer needlessly builds up his case to impress his colleagues.
The detective loved to Shaderize his/her cases to impress his/her supervisors.
Shaderize by MrMr Obvious August 28, 2013

Oh no Sam Seder

What a fucking nightmare! Famous last words spoken by Steven Crowder.
"Oh no Sam Seder! What a fucking nightmare!"
Oh no Sam Seder by Troi_Baker June 28, 2021