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Sean is a man with a huge whale penis and Testicles the size of rugby balls he has a girth of 36 inches and a length of 87 inches. He is also referred to “daddy chad”
Wow seán has a huge shlong
Seán by MrSeanMan November 22, 2021
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Usually goes by Crimson-caption5 on Discord. If you meet this 'thing' then you should run. RUN. Run as fast as you can. jkjk sean dont leave the call im lonely pls
im sorry seán
Seán by Revington Skinwalkus July 28, 2022
Me.
"Hi, I am Sean."
Sean by BigChungusIsBig February 21, 2019
Seans may seem shy at first, but they'll turn out to be some of the smartest, nicest, most amazing guys you'll ever meet.

They've got their own problems, but still put their friends first. Maybe the only bad thing about them is that they can be too selfless, letting themselves get walked over.

Do not take these guys for granted.
Person 1 - "Where's Sean?"
Person 2 - "He's helping Sarah's kid finish his school project."
Person 1 - "He trying to get in her pants?"
Person 2 - "No, he's just a genuine Sean."
Sean by A beluga whale March 12, 2013
A Sean is someone with whom one will fall in love with everyday, over and over. You will continue to fall deeper in love with a Sean hourly! He has and probably always has put in his heart and soul into everything he does. He will show you his heart without you realizing in the moment how deep or it's preciousness. ❤️ It's like this for everyone he comes in contact with. Sean's are incredibly GIVING beings, they may even be mislabeled an angry 8 when they are a sweet 2. It is not known how much Sean's are given that is of use in return though, but he continues to put on a smile and continues anyway. A forever Ace with a diamond ❤️. Sean's are sensitive to daylight because most of Sean's are Irish, they should watch their vit D intake, lest they become seasonally grumpy. I get aroused at the idea of a Sean breaking into my house and sniffing my underwear when I'm not home. Sean's have NInja skills and are commonly known as know it all's, master gamers and successful actors. If I ever am so lucky to have a Sean, I would marry him instantly because I want to have a traditional relationship where we don't have sex until after marriage. And believe me you're gonna want that enormous dick! 😵 Everytime I hear the word Sean I get the urge to physically run to the airport, slap people with cash demanding they fly me to him NOW! Anxious isn't quite the word for it, it's MADNESS!
If you have a Sean, don't let him down, hold onto him tightly.

Sean's never lose a game twice.

If you see this Sean, I'm at the edge of my seat waiting for my ring and to be yours. I want to eat and swallow you, injest and memorize all your words.. so I can keep you forever.

- a devoted Sean worshipper
- Miss Sean
- Sean's kitten

I love you without end Sean!
💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
Sean by Pianoc@t48 March 7, 2022
A guy that is amazing, funny, and has a lust for adventure. Oh yep, and his dick is so long it drags on the ground.
Man , that guy is so awesome, I'll bet his name is Sean!
Sean by Superman192837465 March 13, 2015
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