scumsexual

That moment when you’re being an asshat and you pause for a second and you’re like woah.

Guy 1: Dave is a total scumsexual.
Guy 2: I know right?

by tabl3cloth July 4, 2018

Scrosexuality

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Scrosexuality is an aphallic sexuality centered on the erotic focus (scrotum) the aesthetic is offers is the main focus of scrosexuality it is atypical to phallic orientations of sexuality and it is not completely asexual but we adopt the asexual colors to denote it is atypical to typical sex . Scrotum stretching plays a major role in this as well but not all ScroSexual can stretch their balls because some are female

The main thing that makes a couple scrosexual would be the focus on the scrotum aesthetic

Ballstretching “ball play”. “scrotum sex” “scrotum licking” are all traits of such sexuality

Scrosexuality is an atypical sexuality because it doesn’t involve phallic sex

by Lowcarolsteve1289 December 25, 2020

cumsexual

A fucking idiot

Alex: Hey dad I'm cumsexual.
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*

by MinaTass April 21, 2021

scubasexual

One who is aroused by self or others in scuba equipment or imagery of scuba divers. Includes masks, fins, tanks, regulators, wet suits, swimsuits, snorkels. Often people who engage in sex underwater call it the "fathom club" - opposite of the mile high club

One who gets sexual gratification of others in diving equipment is a scubasexual.

by HA BG September 16, 2010

Scrosexuality

An aphallic - which means ‘non penis’ centric sexual orientation solely focused on the scrotum which is the erotic focus. It is not a fetish it is a sexual orientation that basically The male can only be attracted to the female counterpart if she is more attracted to his scrotum more so than the rest of his body.

Many people love dick but balls are so much sexier when they hang low which is why I decided to date my boyfriend who identifies under the scrosexuality orientation

by TheFirstLove February 28, 2022

SCEMOSEXUAL

being bisexual, scene and emo all at the same time.

oh my god look at all the scemosexuals.
like me

by tribilliee January 2, 2008

Scrosexual

A person who identifies under the sexual orientation of scrosexuality

Scrosexual people typically partake in Ballstretching in order to achieve an hourglass shape scrotum. To scrosexual individuals the scrotum when stretched out and hanging low is he PARAMOUNT AESTHETIC . Scrosexual individuals are typically male but it is not limited to just men. A female can be scrosexual if she believes the the scrotum is the sexiest thing about her male counterpart. If anyones erotic focus is centered on the scrotum or scrocentric then they are scrosexual

This definition is accurate and the other definition on urban dictionary is inaccurate. It was written by “Scrotence Malone” in 2008 and it is outdated but more importantly so far from the true meaning of the word

Caroline is scrosexual because she loves saggy balls

by TheFirstLove February 19, 2022