1: bits of marijuana stashed around the house for later smoking when the normal supply has run dry
2: bits of marijuana left on a table, book, etc when rolling a joint, to be gathered up for smoking
2: bits of marijuana left on a table, book, etc when rolling a joint, to be gathered up for smoking
Chris: Let's get high
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.
Adam: I'm all out, so let's look around for some scrumplings to smoke. I know I dropped some by the coffee table and stashed a rainy day nugget in the freezer.
by MCH51 October 24, 2004
That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.
Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.
"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!
"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!
"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"
by scrumbler May 20, 2014
by gggunit123 December 6, 2010
Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."
by Pontmercy June 3, 2007
"Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"
"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."
"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"
"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."
"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"
by llamacardigan June 18, 2013
The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.
by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021