Scrumpling 

A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.

Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."

Scrumpling by Pontmercy June 23, 2007

scrumpling 

When something is scurrying about.
ie. Noun

WOMAN: "Hey Matt, did you ever get rid of those bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Yeah"

WOMAN #2 "How did you know there were bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Because I saw them scrumpling around my house (simultaneously twidle fingers while saying the word scrumpling)."

scrumpling by S.Carter October 1, 2007

Scrumpling 

To sort through a questionable group of items.

I was scrumpling through clothes at Goodwill and found a really cute top!

Scrumpling by Baylor March 20, 2020

scrambling eggs 

When you're fucking a girl so hard her ovaries get scrambled.

Vinnie: Yo, I finally banged Gina last night.
Tony: Yeah? How'd it go?
Vinnie: Bro, I was scrambling eggs.

scrambling eggs by the_scrambler November 27, 2014

scrumbling 

The scientific term for when cats exhibit frantic behavior before or after a bowel movement.

"My cat was scrumbling so hard this morning, he knocked over my TV!"

scrumbling by ohjujube January 19, 2017

Fudge Crumpling 

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'

Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.

Fudge Crumpling by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009

scrumpkin 

cross between scrumptious and pumpkin. Used to define people, pets, and other fantastically adorable creatures.

you little scrumpkin!

scrumpkin by angel of halifax April 12, 2011