Shrumpling 

When you go shracking in your pool and get stuck between the bars in your bed frame and drown.

he was a good man but shracking overcame him and now he is a victim to shrumpling.

Shrumpling by ajd7 August 15, 2019

shmumbling 

Yelling so loud that you can't understand what they are saying, loud mumbling.

Could you yell any louder, you are shmumbling with fucking nonsense.

shmumbling by HellowIamEth June 7, 2016

scrumbling 

The scientific term for when cats exhibit frantic behavior before or after a bowel movement.

"My cat was scrumbling so hard this morning, he knocked over my TV!"

scrumbling by ohjujube January 19, 2017

scrumping 

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

scrumping by Kylee August 11, 2003

Stumpling 

Another name for a dwarf or midget or small person

look over there at that stumpling riding a three legged donkey

Stumpling by possiblylewisholms April 22, 2015

Strumping 

Pelvic thrusting motion to the tune of music

"that guys such a strumper"
"that dudes really strumping"

Strumping by Luke October 4, 2004

Butthole Shrimping 

The act involves two men and a straw. The straw is inserted inside one of the men's asses until the rectum is reached. The other male then proceeds to suck hard on the straw until fecal matter is absorbed up and through the straw. The poo particles are referred to as the shrimp.

I'm hungry and the only cure for it is butthole shrimping.

Not only are those guys flaming faggots, but they also love to shrimp each others buttholes.

I got a straw and a butthole. You know what to do. Start shrimping.

Butthole Shrimping by Steve Buckhantz March 12, 2008