scrumling

A scrumling is not considered an equal to anyone.
Hunter and Glen Coco are scrumlings.
by allie jane May 14, 2008
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scrumling

minion, twerp, loser, someone lower that you
Hunter, from McC is such a scrumling it is ridiculous.
I CANT BELEIVE HUNTER CHEATED ON YOU 3 TIMES...what a scrumling!!
by yoyoyoho May 09, 2008
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scrumle

The inconspicious adjustment or scratching of the male genitalia. Often performed in social settings.

The "truck stop" scrumle, this is accomplished by casually pushing down on the scrotum with the middle and index finger until desired grip is achieved. Then using the thumb to pull entire nut pouch out of anus.
by Zach & Alex May 31, 2006
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