Its a pet name that is often used ironically. Its just a term of endearment like 'pookie' and 'munchkin' and is used the same way. Its just to tell someone that they're silly and cute.

Person A: I've just gone and made you a little playlist :)

Person B: What the duck. Oh my gods. Thank you Scrumpkin that's so so sweet of you I'm crying.

Scrumpkin by starsfornewtmas June 4, 2023

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scrumpkin

To eat pussy while she's taking a shit (like blumpkin)

She be moanin' alllllllllllll night after dat scrumpkin!

scrumpkin by Anonymous October 17, 2003

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Scrumpkin

The counterpart of a blumpkin. Getting a blowjob while brushing your teeth. The ideal scrumpkin is attained while leaning back at a 45 degree angle to ensure maximum oral penetration. Feel free to put your finger in her anus for mutual enjoyment. Scrumpkin.

You ain't cool unless you gettin a scrumpkin

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Scrumpkin by Akro September 22, 2012

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scrumpdiddlyumptious

Scrumpdiddlyumptious is used to describe something that tasted just exquisite.

"Wow that juicy worm was scrumpdiddlyumptious"
"These fire ants and nice, crunchy and scrumpdiddlyumptious!"
"Prawn crackers?! Mother you did not go there! They are not scrumpdiddlyumptious!! grrrr"

scrumpdiddlyumptious by phia on fire June 13, 2019

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Scrumpdillyicious

Slang for when somethings is more than good. When it's extra delicious or simply hits the right spot.
It became popular within tik tok users after the use of it in @/monaswain's video (as stated below)

"This lasagna is scrumpdillyicious"

"When I tell you this man is so fine, when I tell you this man is scrump-dilly-icious"
(@/monaswain's tik tok video)

"Taehyung looked scrumpdillyicious in last week's concert"

Scrumpdillyicious by hachia October 30, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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