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scrumpkin 

cross between scrumptious and pumpkin. Used to define people, pets, and other fantastically adorable creatures.
you little scrumpkin!
scrumpkin by angel of halifax April 12, 2011
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scrumpkin 

Get head while eating a tasty morsel.
That bitch totally gave me a scrumpkin while having a slice of key lime pie.

Scrumpkin 

Its a pet name that is often used ironically. Its just a term of endearment like 'pookie' and 'munchkin' and is used the same way. Its just to tell someone that they're silly and cute.
Person A: I've just gone and made you a little playlist :)

Person B: What the duck. Oh my gods. Thank you Scrumpkin that's so so sweet of you I'm crying.
Scrumpkin by starsfornewtmas June 4, 2023

scrumpkin 

To eat pussy while she's taking a shit (like blumpkin)
She be moanin' alllllllllllll night after dat scrumpkin!
scrumpkin by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Scrumpkin 

The counterpart of a blumpkin. Getting a blowjob while brushing your teeth. The ideal scrumpkin is attained while leaning back at a 45 degree angle to ensure maximum oral penetration. Feel free to put your finger in her anus for mutual enjoyment. Scrumpkin.
You ain't cool unless you gettin a scrumpkin

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Scrumpkin by Akro September 22, 2012

scrumpdiddlyumptious 

Scrumpdiddlyumptious is used to describe something that tasted just exquisite.
"Wow that juicy worm was scrumpdiddlyumptious"
"These fire ants and nice, crunchy and scrumpdiddlyumptious!"
"Prawn crackers?! Mother you did not go there! They are not scrumpdiddlyumptious!! grrrr"

Scrumpdillyicious 

Slang for when somethings is more than good. When it's extra delicious or simply hits the right spot.
It became popular within tik tok users after the use of it in @/monaswain's video (as stated below)
"This lasagna is scrumpdillyicious"

"When I tell you this man is so fine, when I tell you this man is scrump-dilly-icious"
(@/monaswain's tik tok video)

"Taehyung looked scrumpdillyicious in last week's concert"
Scrumpdillyicious by hachia October 30, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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