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line of scrumpage 

Similar to the line of scrimmage in football. It's an imaginary line that you have to get to (through dates, flowers, begging, etc.) before a girl well let you scrump her - aka fuck her.

It can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.
Billy: I've tried everything with Beth and she won't let me in there.
Fred: It's 4th and 20. You'll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. Just punt her away.

Dave: Check out Dan and Steph walking away from the campfire together.
Tim: He's taking her into the dark. I can still see them, still see them...and they're gone.
Dave: They crossed the line of scrumpage.

scrumpfle 

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up
Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?
scrumpfle by june t May 24, 2010

scrumpfle 

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.
Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.
scrumpfle by june t March 20, 2010
A person with no experience in software development that read a few books on Agile development and is acting like an expert.
I can't believe we hired that agile development coach, he's a total scrumbag.
scrumbag by {:} September 26, 2017

Scrimmage 

In a competitive game, when you play against another team for practice in an unranked match.
We just played a scrimmage against Gz last game; they kick some ass.
Scrimmage by cheryablinsk70 July 1, 2009

scrumpalicious 

Pleasing to your sense of taste in an overwhelming nature.
Homemade taramisu prepared with fresh ingredients is scrumpalicious.
scrumpalicious by loki469 June 9, 2011
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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