A sexual act involving two males. The first male gently cups his testicles with one hand, while using the other to lift the penis so as to have a space between the top of the scrotum and the underside of the the shaft of the penis. The second male then thrusts his hardened penis into this space. The first male releases his penis, creating a more tight space for the second penis to fill. The second male proceeds to fuck this space.
The first male may always opt to squeeze his entire package in between his hands, so that the male fucking the scrumdiddle may receive more pleasure.
Charlie: Hey Jim, wanna scrumdiddle after dinner?
Jim: FUCK YES I DO!
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.