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Gettin your shit together/gathering your composure
Dammit Shannon, hurry up and get your damn scruples together - we’re gonna be late!

Fuck, Jennifer forgot to come into work again, that bitch needs to get her scruples together already
Scruples by The Countryman’s August 12, 2018

scroteless 

Weak, feeble, unenergetic. (to have no scrotum) Can be said about a male or female.
I drank too much last night and I feel scroteless today. I know it sucks, but (s)he's too damn scroteless to do anything about it. That's the most scroteless vacuum cleaner I ever tried to use.
scroteless by radiohead3885 April 14, 2005

Scrongle 

To pet an animal on the head using just your fingertips in a fast grabbing motion
You better give my cat a quick scrongle before you leave!
Scrongle by Sneakylilbish198 January 23, 2023

scroogle 

combination of "screwed" and "google"
usually the expression used when using google maps and they give you wrong directions for the place you searched.
SCROOGLE! I was late to my daughter's basketball game because google sent me to the wrong address!
scroogle by sliderxuk January 23, 2008

scruglass 

Some fuck you meet at a bar. A male between 5’3” and 5’7”. Either really stinky or wears to much cologne. Looks like he’s either never been to a casino or spends to much time at a casino.
WARNING: Referring to someone as Scruglass may cause extreme confusion.
You - “what’s up Scruglass?”

Scruglass - “oh word?”
scruglass by LongviewTom March 13, 2022