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scrofulation
Comparable to a fungal infection though technically intangible by nature. Usually found in its moist form
scrofulation by Jack3333 August 27, 2005
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scrotula • Scrotular • Scrotularly • scrotulous • Scrofula • scrofulation • Scrogulator • scrotalarm • Scrotalator • scrotflap
Scrotalator
An individual who fidgets and/or fondles his testicles multiple times a day without cognitive awareness
Scrotalator by Dirtydrop August 16, 2018
Scrotularly
I wanted to focus on my studies, but I kept thinking scrotularly, in the end i ended up with some sweet sexual intercourse.
Scrotularly by Stephen Jouflas May 23, 2005
scrotilaginous
(SCRO-til-AG-gin-ous)
adj. 1.)having, or consisting of, a texture that resembles a scrotum; pertaining to an amorphous, fleshy character.
2.) pertaining to the ability to adjust one's position based on temperature.
Other forms--
noun: scrotilaginist
adv: scrotiliaginistically
adj. 1.)having, or consisting of, a texture that resembles a scrotum; pertaining to an amorphous, fleshy character.
2.) pertaining to the ability to adjust one's position based on temperature.
Other forms--
noun: scrotilaginist
adv: scrotiliaginistically
Waiter: "Would you like to try the poached sea urchin today, Mr. Johnson?"
Mr. Johnson: "No, thank you, it's a little too scrotilaginous for my liking."
Mr. Johnson: "No, thank you, it's a little too scrotilaginous for my liking."
scrotilaginous by Mr. Touchy's Puzzle Basement July 7, 2017
scrotflap
1. a flaccid testicle that hangs out of the wearer's shorts; 2. a deruagatory term for an unwelcome party guest that becomes the last person at the party.
1. I hate these shorts, my scrotflaps are always hanging out. ; 2. Zack is such a scrotflap sometimes, I wish he would just get the point that we don't want him hangin out for 58 hours in a row.
scrotflap by Mike D to the Nizzle May 19, 2005
Scrotumatthew
1: A person who engages in oral sex for money. They also pull on the hairs of the customer while they are performing the act.
A woman is sucking on a mans who-dilly and pulls on the hairs of his little butthole and gives him a weird type of pleasure only he enjoys. This woman is a "Scrotumatthew".
Scrotumatthew by Smuckada Brown March 22, 2009
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