scrotula

A dedicated spatula used to unstick the scrotum from one's leg.

A portmanteau of SCROTum and spatULA.

Damn it's hot today, looks like I'm gonna have to pull out the scrotula again

by ScrotGoat July 22, 2023

scrofulation

Comparable to a fungal infection though technically intangible by nature. Usually found in its moist form

Kai has some under his armpits

by Jack3333 August 27, 2005

Scrotalator

An individual who fidgets and/or fondles his testicles multiple times a day without cognitive awareness

“Johnny seems to touch himself a lot....”
“Yea, he’s a scrotalator, he can’t help himself”

by Dirtydrop August 16, 2018

Scrotularly

Thinking it terms of one's ballsack. Putting the sack before all other priorities. Ball-bias.

I wanted to focus on my studies, but I kept thinking scrotularly, in the end i ended up with some sweet sexual intercourse.

by Stephen Jouflas May 23, 2005

scrotilaginous

(SCRO-til-AG-gin-ous)

adj. 1.)having, or consisting of, a texture that resembles a scrotum; pertaining to an amorphous, fleshy character.

2.) pertaining to the ability to adjust one's position based on temperature.

Other forms--
noun: scrotilaginist
adv: scrotiliaginistically

Waiter: "Would you like to try the poached sea urchin today, Mr. Johnson?"
Mr. Johnson: "No, thank you, it's a little too scrotilaginous for my liking."

by Mr. Touchy's Puzzle Basement July 7, 2017

scrotflap

1. a flaccid testicle that hangs out of the wearer's shorts; 2. a deruagatory term for an unwelcome party guest that becomes the last person at the party.

1. I hate these shorts, my scrotflaps are always hanging out. ; 2. Zack is such a scrotflap sometimes, I wish he would just get the point that we don't want him hangin out for 58 hours in a row.

by Mike D to the Nizzle May 19, 2005

Scrotumatthew

1: A person who engages in oral sex for money. They also pull on the hairs of the customer while they are performing the act.

A woman is sucking on a mans who-dilly and pulls on the hairs of his little butthole and gives him a weird type of pleasure only he enjoys. This woman is a "Scrotumatthew".

by Smuckada Brown March 22, 2009