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Scroflakes 

Kate just loves it when she’s piping her guy off and she finds herself in the middle of a scroflake shower
Dean hates it when he sees scroflakes drifting in his underpants
Scroflakes by Scroflake warrior March 2, 2018

Scrotalator 

An individual who fidgets and/or fondles his testicles multiple times a day without cognitive awareness
“Johnny seems to touch himself a lot....”
“Yea, he’s a scrotalator, he can’t help himself”
Scrotalator by Dirtydrop August 16, 2018

scroteslap 

dont piss your g/f off in bed

or shell giv ya a scrote slapp.
sorry for callin ya a bitch but did ya have ta scrote slap me
scroteslap by jonny bravo October 9, 2003

Scrotularly 

Thinking it terms of one's ballsack. Putting the sack before all other priorities. Ball-bias.
I wanted to focus on my studies, but I kept thinking scrotularly, in the end i ended up with some sweet sexual intercourse.

scrotilaginous 

(SCRO-til-AG-gin-ous)

adj. 1.)having, or consisting of, a texture that resembles a scrotum; pertaining to an amorphous, fleshy character.

2.) pertaining to the ability to adjust one's position based on temperature.

Other forms--
noun: scrotilaginist
adv: scrotiliaginistically
Waiter: "Would you like to try the poached sea urchin today, Mr. Johnson?"
Mr. Johnson: "No, thank you, it's a little too scrotilaginous for my liking."
having to do with; or pertaining to the Scrotum
My cancer went from being testicular to being scrotular
Scrotular by CaptMO January 14, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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