Definitions by sporter21

schrooted 

The fine art of being shitfaced and rooted normally relating to drugs and or alcahol.

"Joel ate 6 pills! Look how schrooted he is!"

"Ive been awake for 3 days and im that schrooted, that even Joel is starting to look attractive"

schrooted by sporter21 December 10, 2007

messbag 

Someone very, very drunk or who has taken a lot of drugs, or, a very strange and borderline scary person or persons.

"Who the fuck brought this messbag to my house!!?"

"Oh my god Joel and Andrea are the biggest messbags i have ever met! Can you believe all this frollicing and karaoke!?"

"This place is messbag central."

messbag by sporter21 December 10, 2007