Stronkey

Seizure of sorts, an inability to comprehend basic functions, dinosaur hands, fadeouts, the spazm that happens to the soul when youre high as shit and stand up to fast
See also Stronk

Ah shit bames nond is having a stronkey one
Bruv I need to sit down I'm a bit stronkey

by PooLip April 12, 2019

Stronkey Punch

A variation of the Donkey Punch, in which a strap-on dildo is used.

Man, that bitch was so pissed, she stronkey punched me!

by Pezzmonster March 1, 2011

Strokey nonce

Morgan

He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.

by Ily Morgan xoxo December 5, 2018

Stronke

A possibly fatal disease caused by smoking tobacco from New Zealand. It could or could not be a real disease, we’re not exactly sure.

Dude 1: “Hey, watch out for those smoking items, it might have the stronke”

Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?

Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”

by MegaSpaceHamlet March 5, 2019

Shronkey

Derived from the movie “Shrek”: ½ Shrek, ½ Donkey A burley no necked bald man that resembles and OGER and acts like a total ASS.

No wonder Josh only goes out with skankey hoes, he is such a Shronkey!

by Grondinelli January 20, 2009

Shronkey

Definition: The sinful reminder that while your sins may be many, God's will always be greater.

Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?

(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater

by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019

shronkey

like if shrek and donkey fuck and the kids is shronkey then

shronkey

by please approve my dicktionary October 6, 2020