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a girl who thinks she’s all that and so cute and hot but in reality she’s ugly and smelly and her name is probably emily
wow, emily is acting like a scronk!
scronk by korn wang May 6, 2020
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synonym for screw, fuck, doing the deed, bumping uglies, dropping in, tapping that shit, etc.
Matlock was a repeat, so we scronked instead.
scronk by ERock May 15, 2004
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We were up all night scronkin'

I'd scronk her in a heartbeat!

It was a scronkin' good time last night, man.
Scronk by tamarind April 29, 2010
An undesirable person. Certainly used in Ilkeston, Derbyshire to refer to anyone a lttle unfortunate looking, poorly educated perhaps. Or just someone you don't like.
"What do you want to go out with him for? He's a right scronk"
scronk by drbollocks April 17, 2008
Verb: To mess up, break, injure or destroy. Used in several episodes of the popular show Adventure Time when someone or something is being destructive or behaving in a manner that hurts something or someone.
Finn: Jake, the book you threw almost scronked up my dome peice!
Scronk by Mgmddx March 3, 2016
An alternative word for a pig noise. Similar to oink
- What does a pig say? Scronk scronk.

-"That pig just scronked at me!"
scronk by anonymous January 30, 2023

scrunkly the when 

when you scrunkly the scrunkled scrunkliness of a scrunkly
my mum: omg isnt he so cute
my grandma: yeah i’d scrunkly the when
scrunkly the when by 态 November 12, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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