scroconut

n. a dude’s ballsack; v. male orgasm assisted by squeezing his nuts

Her action was smooth but when she reached around and grabbed my sack it made me instantly scroconut.

by Jerry.g.g April 4, 2019

scromonus

A smell and/or feeling of satisfaction in the morning after spending the previous night getting smackfaced and having sex with a random/fugly girl

Peter, sitting on the toilet, said: "Ahh, gotta love scromonus in the morning"

Dude #1: "Dude, after I screwed that fat cunt last night, I had sweet scromonus in the morning!"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah bro"

by Peter Fell May 13, 2008

snoconut

An act so deviant and disgusting that mere words cannot capture the pure depravity and desperation. Something that is almost exclusively carried out by web developers.

Mike waited until after the wedding before asking his wife for a snoconut.

by Jaffa June 28, 2010

Croconut

A fantasy animal, by product of the crossing of a Crocodile and a Coconut.

Beware! The last thing you want is to alienate the Croconut!

by tomPelm April 1, 2021

scoonut

Boonut wannabe

SCOONUT!

by anonymous April 29, 2024