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scromonus 

A smell and/or feeling of satisfaction in the morning after spending the previous night getting smackfaced and having sex with a random/fugly girl
Peter, sitting on the toilet, said: "Ahh, gotta love scromonus in the morning"

Dude #1: "Dude, after I screwed that fat cunt last night, I had sweet scromonus in the morning!"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah bro"
scromonus by Peter Fell May 13, 2008
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snoconut 

An act so deviant and disgusting that mere words cannot capture the pure depravity and desperation. Something that is almost exclusively carried out by web developers.
Mike waited until after the wedding before asking his wife for a snoconut.
snoconut by Jaffa June 28, 2010

Croconut 

A fantasy animal, by product of the crossing of a Crocodile and a Coconut.
Beware! The last thing you want is to alienate the Croconut!
Croconut by tomPelm April 1, 2021
SCOONUT!
scoonut by anonymous April 29, 2024