scroconut
Her action was smooth but when she reached around and grabbed my sack it made me instantly scroconut.
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scromonus
A smell and/or feeling of satisfaction in the morning after spending the previous night getting smackfaced and having sex with a random/fugly girl
Peter, sitting on the toilet, said: "Ahh, gotta love scromonus in the morning"
Dude #1: "Dude, after I screwed that fat cunt last night, I had sweet scromonus in the morning!"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah bro"
Dude #1: "Dude, after I screwed that fat cunt last night, I had sweet scromonus in the morning!"
Dude #2: "Hell yeah bro"
scromonus by Peter Fell May 13, 2008
snoconut
An act so deviant and disgusting that mere words cannot capture the pure depravity and desperation. Something that is almost exclusively carried out by web developers.