Definitions by Jaffa

snoconut 

An act so deviant and disgusting that mere words cannot capture the pure depravity and desperation. Something that is almost exclusively carried out by web developers.

Mike waited until after the wedding before asking his wife for a snoconut.

snoconut by Jaffa June 28, 2010

Kited 

To be totally high on drugs.

As in "I'm high as a kite"

becomes...

"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"

Kited by jaffa May 1, 2006

Smeaky 

The smell of sodden old wetsuits or similar garments. (Derogatory)

I opened my sports bag to find my pair of smeaky trainers I wore when I went sailing.

Smeaky by Jaffa November 30, 2003