scrockle

(verb): to mess up your feed by hitting the screen and accidentally scrolling back to the top

when your finger brushes the screen and the doom scroll goes right back to the top - "ah damn I scrockled again".

by eekins March 6, 2021

scrockle

Scrockle, the crust that exhibits after the fermentation of 13, rather large, secretions on grundle honey.

"His scrockle smells right good."

"I married your father for his fragrant scrockle."

"Stop picking at it."

by whythewrongface October 22, 2013

scrockling

When a doctor (or someone you love very, very much) inserts a foreign object into your urethra.

How's Bob doing?

Not so hot. He had to get scrockled yesterday.

What's scrockling?

You don't want to know.

by Darn Everyone March 6, 2009