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scrise by leehingd July 10, 2014
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scrisper 

A scream + whisper. What one might do in order to tell a secret at a rock concert or vehemently defend the Dewey-decimal system at the library.
"I can't hear you over the machinery. Can you at least scrisper?"
scrisper by inrefined April 30, 2013
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To cry, most random word ever produced in the north west tbh. See also "Mard arse"
"Stop scriking you mard arse."
scrike by Teh win March 31, 2005
The background to this word of the Bristol street, comes from the dark ages of 1996. The word basically can be inserted into a sentance at any point, conveying the message to the recipient that you're not very happy about something/someone/something.

It it usually found in noun form although can be conjegated as a verb.

Urban Linguists be advised though, on strict interpretation of the construction of this multifunctional word, one could be hinting that one was referring to ejaculation.
That weather looks really scrose out there.

Jimmy is one of the biggest scrosers I know.

Stop scrosing about you two and make my dinner.
scrose by GBH April 29, 2004

The Scribe 

The person in charge of documenting the activity that occurs in El Rey's Kingdom of Rustled Jimmies. They are often fired from their job or they quit every time they get aggravated with their boss.
The Scribe, known as Miss Katie Monumental, has been fired and quit her job for El Rey way too many times, but she liked working for trumpet playing kings.
The Scribe by Phil Beaurehumphery October 26, 2013

Scrime Dog 

A spin off the popular "crime dog" refers to an individual who loves products such as "slim jim" and mountain dew. They enjoys hours of video "gaming" and consuming mass amounts of marijuana on the couch. On weekends "scrime dogs" can be found going out tryin to sleeze on random snatch and impress the ladies with his "model" looks

Requirements:

This person must own jean shorts, skin tight jeans, and nappy beaters with rust/pit stains on them. "Scrime" individuals happen to be so dirty that they rust when they sweat.
Look at that smelly scrime dog picking up scraps of weed of that dirty table
Scrime Dog by TonythemanP November 17, 2010

Scrosexuality 

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Scrosexuality is an aphallic sexuality centered on the erotic focus (scrotum) the aesthetic is offers is the main focus of scrosexuality it is atypical to phallic orientations of sexuality and it is not completely asexual but we adopt the asexual colors to denote it is atypical to typical sex . Scrotum stretching plays a major role in this as well but not all ScroSexual can stretch their balls because some are female

The main thing that makes a couple scrosexual would be the focus on the scrotum aesthetic

Ballstretching “ball play”. “scrotum sex” “scrotum licking” are all traits of such sexuality
Scrosexuality is an atypical sexuality because it doesn’t involve phallic sex
Scrosexuality by Lowcarolsteve1289 December 25, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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