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screwboy 

A screwboy is a prison inmate who tends to take the side of the "screws" (i.e. prison officers). A screwboy is a prisoner who has been known to:

a) "grass up" another inmate;
b) "suck up" to the prison officers;
c) spend a disproportionate amount of time talking to, socialising with, and generally being in the company of prison officers.
Prisoner #1: "I'm gonna tell the screws about {blah blah blah}..."
Prisoner #2: "Don't be a screwboy."

Prisoner #1: "Why are you always laughing and joking with the screws?"
Prisoner #2: "What, are you accusing me of being some kind of screwboy?"
screwboy by clarky November 4, 2010
Related Words

screwtopia

Noun: The opposite of utopia. Mired in frustration, confusion. Unable to find solutions.
In the currently failing economy, I am in a state of screwtopia.
screwtopia by dommerbc May 19, 2009

screwton 

A term used by engineers to allocate their hate for Sir Isaac Newton. If newton never lived our lives would be a lot easier. Because of that bastard we are forced to do work till 3am every night. A cross between screw and newton.

1 screwton = 3.569E^-5 (pa*Wb*m*V*kg)/(rad*s*ohm*mm Hg)^(e^ln(0))
"Man engineering sucks, screw newton"

"Yeah...screwton"
screwton by morningview March 25, 2008

screwton 

A footon that is used for having drex(drunken sex).
Baby you lookin mighty fine tonight, how bout we have some drex on the screwton.
screwton by primerib July 21, 2003

Tied on screwtly 

state of mind after a week long bender of drugs alcohol and no sleep.
Dude must have been tied on screwtly cuz he made no sense!!!!
Tied on screwtly by Beefcakejake December 10, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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