screwtoy

Man who is used by a woman for amazing sex

I don't love him. He's just a screwtoy.

by Epicable January 3, 2015

screwboy

A screwboy is a prison inmate who tends to take the side of the "screws" (i.e. prison officers). A screwboy is a prisoner who has been known to:

a) "grass up" another inmate;
b) "suck up" to the prison officers;
c) spend a disproportionate amount of time talking to, socialising with, and generally being in the company of prison officers.

Prisoner #1: "I'm gonna tell the screws about {blah blah blah}..."
Prisoner #2: "Don't be a screwboy."

Prisoner #1: "Why are you always laughing and joking with the screws?"
Prisoner #2: "What, are you accusing me of being some kind of screwboy?"

by clarky November 4, 2010

screwtopia

Noun: The opposite of utopia. Mired in frustration, confusion. Unable to find solutions.

In the currently failing economy, I am in a state of screwtopia.

by dommerbc May 19, 2009

screwton

A term used by engineers to allocate their hate for Sir Isaac Newton. If newton never lived our lives would be a lot easier. Because of that bastard we are forced to do work till 3am every night. A cross between screw and newton.

1 screwton = 3.569E^-5 (pa*Wb*m*V*kg)/(rad*s*ohm*mm Hg)^(e^ln(0))

"Man engineering sucks, screw newton"

"Yeah...screwton"

by morningview March 25, 2008

screwton

A footon that is used for having drex(drunken sex).

Baby you lookin mighty fine tonight, how bout we have some drex on the screwton.

by primerib July 21, 2003

Tied on screwtly

state of mind after a week long bender of drugs alcohol and no sleep.

Dude must have been tied on screwtly cuz he made no sense!!!!

by Beefcakejake December 10, 2020