Definitions by clarky

screwboy 

A screwboy is a prison inmate who tends to take the side of the "screws" (i.e. prison officers). A screwboy is a prisoner who has been known to:

a) "grass up" another inmate;
b) "suck up" to the prison officers;
c) spend a disproportionate amount of time talking to, socialising with, and generally being in the company of prison officers.

Prisoner #1: "I'm gonna tell the screws about {blah blah blah}..."
Prisoner #2: "Don't be a screwboy."

Prisoner #1: "Why are you always laughing and joking with the screws?"
Prisoner #2: "What, are you accusing me of being some kind of screwboy?"

screwboy by clarky November 4, 2010

electrokinetic 

using electrical current to create movement/propulsion.

Use of high voltage's in a capacitor create a natural movement in the direction of the positively(+) charged surface.

first discovered by Thomas Townsend Brown in the 1930's. Also known as the 'Bifield Brown Effect'.

The capacitor displayed an electrokinetic effect.

electrokinetic by clarky May 13, 2005

towntown

Invented by clarkson who wears very nice tight jeans and sings a song whenever someone who is stereotyped as a townie walks past

The song:

"What you gonna do when they come for you? TOWNTOWN"

towntown by Clarky November 1, 2004

clarky 

one that's always suave

People notice he's always relaxed

clarky by Clarky December 16, 2003

tenbag 

a ten- pound deal of heroin/crack

have you got a tenbag for sale, mate?

tenbag by clarky November 5, 2003

works 

the equipment needed to inject a drug (syringes, needles, swabs etc.)

"Go up the chemist and get the works for me please"

works by clarky October 9, 2003