Screwdrivers 

I shoved this up my ass

Screwdrivers

Screwdrivers by bojerim April 5, 2022

Screwdrivers rule 

Always use orange juice as a chaser for vodka

Man 1: Yo bro what chaser do you use for vodka?
Man 2: Orange juice dawg! Don't you know Screwdrivers rule?

Screwdrivers rule by S11M February 14, 2023

Tricky Dicky Screwdriver

An alcoholic beverage mix which includes, but not limited to, one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple kool aid
and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain that you could get in some bars' back storeroom( you might need permission for this one though). Usually served during law enforced "Happy Hour" in bars all across America. It came into popularity when President Reagan came to office.

Last call for alcohol
Last call for freedom of speech
Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law
And don't forget our house special,

It's called the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver

Tricky Dicky Screwdriver by Suicidal Youtuber #43 February 21, 2018

sonic screwdriver 

General-purpose tool used by Doctor Who to open, lock, track, trace, and do just about anything you would expect a small handheld SF device to do.

The sonic screwdriver "Gets you into anything" -- BBC web site

sonic screwdriver by tomviolin August 27, 2006

Chewed Screwdriver 

This is an adjective used for people who are low on XP and struggle comprehending simple stuff, such as 'Drew2Wavy'. Usually an insult and shouldn't be taken lightly, personally id scrap them if they called me a chewed screwdriver.

that guy drew is a chewed screwdriver man no cap

Chewed Screwdriver by topfloorboss1 January 19, 2022

screwdriver 

a drink...orange juice and vodka

there were screwdrivers at the party

screwdriver by Anonymous July 20, 2003

screwdriver 

Alcoholic beverage made by mixing vodka and orange juice that should never, ever be made with Sunny Delight.

"Man this Sunny-D screwdriver tastes like shit!"

screwdriver by lalala October 1, 2003