screwdriveski

Polish screwdriver. A butter knife used as a screwdriver.

Tell Stanley to go to the utensil drawer and bring me a screwdriveski! It's light bulb changing time.

by Degenerate Dane February 18, 2022

drive-by screwdrivering

The act of throwing a screwdriver from a moving vehicle at a pedestrian along the road in an attempt to injure. Upon impact, promptly point and laugh, and then speed off.

On the way to the mailbox the other day, a car sped past and Luke felt a sudden pain in his leg. He looked down to find a screwdriver at his feet. It appears that Luke had been the unfortunate victim of a drive-by screwdrivering.

by luke lickin his dads nuts November 15, 2006