screlge 

The act of squeezing one’s phallus until completion. (Crazy style)

Straight up screlged my johnson crazy style last night

screlge by Shlefus January 14, 2025

Screwged 

Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.

Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever

To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.

This may or may not actually be a thing.

My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.

She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.

On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.

Screwged by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022

Screwged 

The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly

Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.

Screwged by PoorDavid December 6, 2011

screege 

The tar like smeared remains left on the toilet bowl even after flushing several times. This is most notably the result of scrogglings.

I had to get the bowl brush and Tidy Bowl out to remove the screege from my toilet before my date showed up.

screege by scroghog September 12, 2005

Screwge

n. - Someone who doesn't like sex, or has a negative outlook on intercourse in general. A sexual malcontent.

"You've got a headache? C'mon baby, quit being a screwge."

Screwge by AppleZack December 7, 2006

Scredge 

A necrophilic person who is generally a homosexual

Shut up you scredge

Scredge by Ben Dover 4206969 June 16, 2018

Dirty Screwge 

A sex act involving intercourse where a woman is suspended from the ceiling by a harness while a man lies on a spinning table. The woman then mounts him while he spins beneath her on the table.
The woman should remain still while the man spins inside of her.

Ken pulled his scrotum while attempting to perform a dirty screwge with Barbie.

Dirty Screwge by KittyKittyLickLick69 October 16, 2009