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screensuck 

To waste time on the Internet.
I screensucked on porn instead of doing my homework and still managed to feel productive. :)
screensuck by absolutkat January 12, 2008
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screenjacker 

A video game player who looks at an opponent's television, monitor, or display to gain information on their whereabouts or game status.
Every time we play Doom, I catch Tim glancing toward my screen. He is such a screenjacker.
screenjacker by Oden Nauticus January 24, 2005

screenfucker 

What angry 13 year-olds yell at each other while playing split-screen Halo.
*boom headshot* How did you know I was there?!!! YOU SCREENFUCKER!!!!!
screenfucker by beach house June 16, 2009

Screenshocked 

When someone takes your phone and changes the screen photo to a picture of themselves.
1. Dude 1 says "what happened to my phone?" Dude 2 say "looks like you got screenshocked!"
2. Watch, I'm gonna screenshock a picture of me on my moms phone.
Screenshocked by Alexmis May 11, 2013

Screenjack 

while looking at one's computer, the surprise pop-up ad that appears independent of the user's actions. typically, this pop-up ad appears to block out the whole screen, and is difficult to close out.
"I was checking out that new website for shoes, and I got screenjacked with an ad for an online university."
Screenjack by mrs. sucksby May 20, 2009

Screenhack 

To sneak a peak at an opponent's screen, when competing in a multi-player, online environment, e.g. Call of Duty, in order to find out where they are so you can go shoot them. Screenhackers are the subject of much finger-pointing and deriding upon discovery.
John: "You're looking at my screen you cheating son of a wh*re"

Fred: "No I didn't, I was just checking my watch"

John: "I so caught you screenhacking!"
Screenhack by Pukezilla January 8, 2011

Screenlicker 

Someone whose tongue is sticking out on their picture or icon on your phone. Every time they message you, it looks like they are licking your screen. Not to be confused with the below average and desperate window licker. A screen licker is a whole 'nuther level of licking!
When he messaged me, it looked like he was licking my screen.... he is such a screenlicker ;)
Screenlicker by SCREENLICKER February 12, 2015
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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