screensuck

To waste time on the Internet.

I screensucked on porn instead of doing my homework and still managed to feel productive. :)

by absolutkat January 12, 2008

screenjacker

A video game player who looks at an opponent's television, monitor, or display to gain information on their whereabouts or game status.

Every time we play Doom, I catch Tim glancing toward my screen. He is such a screenjacker.

by Oden Nauticus January 24, 2005

screenfucker

What angry 13 year-olds yell at each other while playing split-screen Halo.

*boom headshot* How did you know I was there?!!! YOU SCREENFUCKER!!!!!

by beach house June 16, 2009

Screenshocked

When someone takes your phone and changes the screen photo to a picture of themselves.

1. Dude 1 says "what happened to my phone?" Dude 2 say "looks like you got screenshocked!"
2. Watch, I'm gonna screenshock a picture of me on my moms phone.

by Alexmis May 11, 2013

Screenjack

while looking at one's computer, the surprise pop-up ad that appears independent of the user's actions. typically, this pop-up ad appears to block out the whole screen, and is difficult to close out.

"I was checking out that new website for shoes, and I got screenjacked with an ad for an online university."

by mrs. sucksby May 20, 2009

Screenhack

To sneak a peak at an opponent's screen, when competing in a multi-player, online environment, e.g. Call of Duty, in order to find out where they are so you can go shoot them. Screenhackers are the subject of much finger-pointing and deriding upon discovery.

John: "You're looking at my screen you cheating son of a wh*re"

Fred: "No I didn't, I was just checking my watch"

John: "I so caught you screenhacking!"

by Pukezilla January 8, 2011

Screenlicker

Someone whose tongue is sticking out on their picture or icon on your phone. Every time they message you, it looks like they are licking your screen. Not to be confused with the below average and desperate window licker. A screen licker is a whole 'nuther level of licking!

When he messaged me, it looked like he was licking my screen.... he is such a screenlicker ;)

by SCREENLICKER February 12, 2015