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screenfucker 

What angry 13 year-olds yell at each other while playing split-screen Halo.
*boom headshot* How did you know I was there?!!! YOU SCREENFUCKER!!!!!
screenfucker by beach house June 16, 2009
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screenjacker 

A video game player who looks at an opponent's television, monitor, or display to gain information on their whereabouts or game status.
Every time we play Doom, I catch Tim glancing toward my screen. He is such a screenjacker.
screenjacker by Oden Nauticus January 24, 2005

Screwfucker

Alcoholic beverage made like a screwdriver with the added caffeine of Pepsi Max to get you through the night
This screwfucker tastes like a million and a half funs!
-my drink tastes like ballsack tea -should have had a screwfucker!
Screwfucker by Hotkoolaide July 2, 2012

Screenlicker 

Someone whose tongue is sticking out on their picture or icon on your phone. Every time they message you, it looks like they are licking your screen. Not to be confused with the below average and desperate window licker. A screen licker is a whole 'nuther level of licking!
When he messaged me, it looked like he was licking my screen.... he is such a screenlicker ;)
Screenlicker by SCREENLICKER February 12, 2015

Scenefucker 

A guy or girl who participates in a particular scene/fashion cult/band worship in order to have sexual intercourse with the other members of that scene or social group.
You know the girl that maintains flirtatious relationships with many guys, and that you know has had sex with several guys who maintain flirtatious relationships with all the girls and is the first to approach new girls? Those are the scenefuckers.
Scenefucker by orgonebox June 11, 2006

Scenefucker 

Amusing, obnoxious entity found in natural habitat on the TJ's of newport message-board. Dislikes many, many people.
"Fine, fuck it, I'm quitting my band and never gonna pick up a guitar again. Why? Because Scenefucker was mean to me!"
Scenefucker by Dory March 27, 2003

Scenefucker 

A slang term for a gay Welshman.
"I say Gareth, I ain't going in the Lamb and Flag tonight, it's full of Scenefuckers and I've got a sore arse as it is".
Scenefucker by Puge Henis August 2, 2006
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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