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screen sickness 

looking at any screen for so long that you want to vomit all over yourself
What the hell happened to you? You look terrible!

I got screen sickness man
screen sickness by clatcho September 13, 2012

Screenlicker 

Someone whose tongue is sticking out on their picture or icon on your phone. Every time they message you, it looks like they are licking your screen. Not to be confused with the below average and desperate window licker. A screen licker is a whole 'nuther level of licking!
When he messaged me, it looked like he was licking my screen.... he is such a screenlicker ;)
Screenlicker by SCREENLICKER February 12, 2015

screensuck 

To waste time on the Internet.
I screensucked on porn instead of doing my homework and still managed to feel productive. :)
screensuck by absolutkat January 12, 2008

Jamican Screenlicker 

Screenlicker

when A Jamicanbritishguy is watching Ben fogle show and drinking beer then he starts to licking the tv screen to admire Ben fogle but he pretends he hates Ben fogle to others its called Jamican Screenlicker
---:hey mate (Asha) your tv screen is clean and shiny but smells like crotch how did u clean it?

Asha: nothing I just watched Ben fogle show.

: u damn Jamican screenlicker šŸ˜Ž
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026