Definitions by Dory

Mercy flush

When you flush a dying fish down the toilet so he can have 'one last ride'

Ooh it looks like Goldy's headed for the big ocean in the sky...better give him a mercy flush.

Mercy flush by Dory March 30, 2004

Scenefucker 

Amusing, obnoxious entity found in natural habitat on the TJ's of newport message-board. Dislikes many, many people.

"Fine, fuck it, I'm quitting my band and never gonna pick up a guitar again. Why? Because Scenefucker was mean to me!"

Scenefucker by Dory March 27, 2003